Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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