You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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