I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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