Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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