Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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