I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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