Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she smelled like a LAN party
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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