Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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