I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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