I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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