so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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