we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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