Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You ate ashes out of my bong
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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