If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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