weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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