i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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