Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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