He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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