I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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