But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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