He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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