My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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