We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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