He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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