I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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