you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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