yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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