I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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