Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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