I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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