So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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