well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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