Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
