When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
