I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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