i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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