I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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