He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Oh Jesus.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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