I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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