we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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