Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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