My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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