did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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