Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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