i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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