i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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