let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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