so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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