Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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