I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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