ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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