gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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