I wanna bring you to show and tell
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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