we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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