sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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