I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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